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An Open Letter to Lancelot Link

Written by: Martin Zellar
They Even Use the Hooves... (odds & ends 1991-2003)
An Open Letter to Lancelot Link (unreleased demo)

Lyrics


I often think about Lancelot Link and if he were here today
Faced with all the troubles now, what would he and Mata say?
Now that A.P.E. has been disbanded and C.H.U.M.P. has been contained
The Baron and his minions have long since been arraigned

Lance Link
Please come back
Our way of life is under attack
I believe and trust in you
P.S., bring back Mata, too

All the trouble in the Middle East for you should be routine
The world won’t soon forget you took out Ali Assasine
As for all of our anthrax woes, I know you’ll know what to do
Even Dr. Strangemind couldn’t hold a match to you

Lance Link
Please come back
Our way of life is under attack
I believe and trust in you
P.S., bring back Mata, too

We’ve all heard the news about Darwin, how Alzheimer’s took its toll
I’m sure he’d call you back to A.P.E. if he were in control
Word has it wicked Wang Fu has turned his back on crime
Credo drives a Checker Cab and he calls from time to time

Lance Link
Please come back
Our way of life is under attack
I believe and trust in you
P.S., bring back Mata, too
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