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Ol' Santy Claus!

Written by: Martin Zellar
They Even Use the Hooves... (odds & ends 1991-2003)
Ol' Santy Claus! (unreleased demo)

Lyrics


Ol’ Santy brought Danny a twelve pack of beer
Scott got a brand new yoga mat, Nick some Everclear
I got a DVD of Cannonball Run
All them hours of extras should be big Christmas fun!

Ol’ Santy brought Danny a bucket of wings
Scott got the new Sir Mix-A-Lot, Nick some new bass strings
I got some beefcake pics of David Ogden-Stiers
The ones I’ve had my eye on now for oh-so-many years!

Ol’ Santy brought Danny some lime green shorty-shorts
Scott got a real sweet hookah pipe and an ET doll that snorts
Nick and I each got a case of Dinty Moore beef stew
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